Soap Opera Hearing

What is Soap Opera Hearing?


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Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.

(in the same room)

R: T. is a real pain in the arse.

P: I know

T: Pizza?

(somewhere outside)

T: Did you hear that bird hatching?

R: WHAT?!

P: Classic soap opera hearing.

See soap opera, soapopera, listening


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