Soap-boxer

What is Soap-boxer?


1.

The LESSER* HALF of a DABCHICK and GREBE relationship.

(*In a VERTICAL sense.)

Also known as a STEPSISTER or LADDERETTE.

Traditionally, in a union of disparate heights, the partner who was vertically challenged would have to stand on a SOAP-BOX or STEP-LADDER, when boxing the budduring an upright clamster.

A pretentious shortarse, Audreynoisily protests against the nickname SOAP-BOXER being applied to her petite five-feet-and-an- inch, much preferring the more dignified appellation THE PLATFORM PARTY.

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