Soapy Massage

What is Soapy Massage?


1.

Jacking off in the shower.

Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a soapy massage.

See jack off, masterbate, cum dumpster, biohazard tattoo, shite


50

Random Words:

1. A neighborhood in Seattle, WA, mistakenly believing they are an independent state. Filled with pseudo-hippy artists and snobby artophile..
1. Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts. She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s See breasts, tits, obese, flirty, woman..
1. A rare form of premature ejaculation found in the caveman era. I vanderspunked all over that bitch. See cavemen, gross, ejaculation, j..