Soapy Massage

What is Soapy Massage?

Jacking off in the shower.

Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a soapy massage.

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Progressive

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Oily Rag

1. a cigarette, or the act of smoking one I'm going downstairs for an oily rag and a dump. See smoking, cigarette, puffing, breathle..

Bqahf

1. "be quick and have fun" to be used after brb and similar you: brb me: bqahf you: i'm going fishing me: bqahf See br..

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