What is Soapy Spuffwank?
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a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.
I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank
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Description: A desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested ..
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someone who is not funny and is gay. He comes from cyprus and is an ugly bastard.
A very ugly arse
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