What is Soapy Tit Wank?
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The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
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lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
3.
To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
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