Soapy Wank

What is Soapy Wank?

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.

I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower

A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.

With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.

See wank, poker, texas hold em, texas, Poker

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