Soares Edit Meaning

1.

a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.

Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?

Soares: (turns around with huge chin)

Child: (knocks child down cold)

Soares: Im so sorry are you...

Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!

See badonkadonk, chintastic, head

2.

Black irritations that may appear on the asshole causing extreme pain. Also known as KMart corporate managment.

Large black painful Soares appeared on her asshole.

See Gollum