What is Soares?
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a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.
Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!
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Black irritations that may appear on the asshole causing extreme pain. Also known as KMart corporate managment.
Large black painful Soares appeared on her asshole.
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(n) a penis. a funny ass name for a pennis.
I was getting head from this girl and boy did she suck a mean Keshishian...