Sobbing Skeeter

What is Sobbing Skeeter?

1.

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

See tossing off, masturbation, girlfriend, crying, sobbing, skeet, jerking off
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