What is Sobbing Skeeter?
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When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
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basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.
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The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present
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