Sober Edit Meaning

1.

A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.

When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.

2.

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.

"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.

But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

See Gumba Gumba

3.

recovery time between fits of alcoholism

person:How are you Jim?

Jim:Sober.

person:Damn. Beer?

Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated

4.

son

of

a

bitch

everything's

real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

See sober, sobe, cool, real

5.

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

See boring, annoying, sad, lame

6.

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

See hangover, alcohol, drugs, wasted, booze

7.

boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

See boring, dull, uninteresting, lame