Sober As A Knob Job

What is Sober As A Knob Job?


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The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.

Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

See sober, alcohol, beer, drugs


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