What is Sober Goggles?
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When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.
Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.
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A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.
Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.
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