Sober Goggles

What is Sober Goggles?

1.

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?

Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

See sober, goggles, sober goggles, beer goggles, beer

2.

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

See beer goggles, goggles, dumbass, ugly, asshat

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