Sober Stoners Edit Meaning

1.

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

1. Hey dude did you see that commercial with the leeches? That looked sick, huh? Mike got some leeches and we were gonna try it tonight. It's called "slomming".

2. Jess sloms alot, you can tell because of the marks all over. Gross, huh?

3. The slom commercial is so fucking funny man, I'll bet they never thought anyone would actually try that shit.

4. Hey gurl, we all goin' "slomming" tonight, wanna come with? I heard it make a lose weight, I wanna fit my swimsuit for the party Thursday.

See irony, leeches, exsanguination, anti-drug

2.

- noun

1. Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself

2. A series of decisions that sucks the life out of a person.

- verb

1. To engage in an activity without thinking.

2. To make a decision based on wannabeitis.

Those who engage in SLOMming often fear not fitting in or simply enjoy being a sheep in the flock of life. Examples might include: fans of White Snake, people that wear parachute pants, and that 20-year-old guy who still hangs out at all the high school parties.

See slom, leech, above the influence, suck, blood

3.

Verb- (slomer, sloming) To Slom is to slime around very slowly unsuccesfully trying to make friends with everyone you meet

OMG. Did you see that putrid guy sloming last night

See slom, sloming, putrid, slombat, sloth

4.

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.

2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"

Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

See Paul