Sober Surprise

What is Sober Surprise?

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

See intoxicated, drunk, sober, surprise, illusion, mirage

Zooman

1. a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum "oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!! See zooman, zoo, man, animal, wasteman..

The Boston

1. The act of putting two penis' in your mouth at one time. Usually performed by a female onto two males. Bob: Did you hear what happ..

Vomsicle

1. When you throw up into an ice cube tray and it freezes into vomit ice cubes. Where are the Eggos? Oh,they're in the freezer... be..

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