Sober Surprise

What is Sober Surprise?

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

See intoxicated, drunk, sober, surprise, illusion, mirage

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