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When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.
I woke up one day and I had a morning ..
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when your girl friend paints her tits for saint pattys day, and the are green.
i cumed on this girls green tits
See tits, green, girls..
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When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guy..