Sobrietus

What is Sobrietus?

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The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."

"Quick, hide the goat."

See sober, drunk, baji, farmer's delight, seals
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