Sobriety Edit Meaning

1.

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

2.

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

See sobriety, sober, alcohol, drugs, sex

3.

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, eitherat work or driving home, when you realizse that the headacheyou've had all day was a warning to your body that all the funyou had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best ideain the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.

ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---

ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorowmofo, hehe

See state, instance, either, realize, headache, warning, fun, weekend, realization, best, idea

4.

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:

This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!

Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!

Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!

Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

See law, judge, police, rcaf, drive by, fly by, south gate, yo mama