Sobsterbate

What is Sobsterbate?

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.

To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

See Annie

Deflectication

1. To deflect the blame of having deficated on someone else. Imagine this situation: You have just taken a large poo in the bathroom, only..

Offensive

1. What this fucking definition is, asshole. You're a cunt. Also, heil Hitler. 2. 1. n the action of attacking the enemy 2. adjof..

Diesel Tard

1. Fat retarded looking person. Guy 1: look at him hes huge Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard. See diesel, tard, retard, idot, fat..

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