Sobsterbate

What is Sobsterbate?

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.

To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

See Annie

30 Silver Pieces

1. 1. What Judas Iscariot sold Jesus Christ out to the authorities for. 2. All it would take for some people to betray others. 3. A term ..

Zitellona

1. An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, f..

Urban Ape

1. A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone...

Sobsterbate Edit Meaning