Sobsterbate

What is Sobsterbate?

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.

To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

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Ashmion

1. A term for ignorance. A person who doesn't think or know how to think. Possibly due to bad parenting. "Yo don't be so as..

Hand To Gland Combat

1. A very vigorous masturbation session! Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat! 2. 1. n. a wank You: I&a..

Shower Squirrel

1. A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodl..

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