Sobsterbate

What is Sobsterbate?

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.

To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

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No Blinker

1. When you get a hard on so big it takes away every extra fold of skin in your body, so much that you can't even blink. "Johnny..

Holly-trolly

1. A bus devoted entirely to the corruption of young girls. This isn't just any molester van, this one's financed by Asian-pop-p..

Yugotrash

1. N. Like Eurotrashbut dirtier, smellier and just all together worthless. This old biffy smells like yugotrash, looks like one too...

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