What is Socal Spitwad?
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When you spit onto the floor creating a big white snot splatter. Tell your girlfriend its your sperm. Have your girlfriend sit on it while wearing a skirt without panties.
Oh dude, Amber thinks shes pregnant because she sat on my Socal Spitwad!
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Random Words:
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The state of being "fucking shitty"
"Dude thats like your tenth beer, are you okay?"
"No, I'm fuginsheey..