Socal Spitwad

What is Socal Spitwad?


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When you spit onto the floor creating a big white snot splatter. Tell your girlfriend its your sperm. Have your girlfriend sit on it while wearing a skirt without panties.

Oh dude, Amber thinks shes pregnant because she sat on my Socal Spitwad!

See socal, california, spit, wad, sex


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