What is Soccer-dog?
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(noun or verb) With CapriSun in hand, while eating orange slices, a man goes doggy-style on a woman over the age of 40 (or a genuine soccer mom of any other age). Upon climax, the man releases himself and empties the remaining content of his CapriSun on the woman's back. For added bonus, orange peel remains are also thrown while shouting "YOU'VE BEEN SOCCER-DOGGED".
To fufill a lifelong childhood fantasy, Bill soccer-dogged Jane.
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To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.
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When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.
I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collect..
