Social Cancer

What is Social Cancer?


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When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.

Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"

Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"

Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"

See parents, friends, hanging out, control, uncool


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