Social Condiments

What is Social Condiments?

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

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Monkeyhandles

1. the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob. "me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyha..

Fagoplasty

1. The act of grafting new lungs onto someone who doesn't deserve them. E.g a Smoker or a hippy. "Debbie the smoker has recieved..

3douchehag

1. a person mean and underhanded, extra effort necessary to clean up the social mess they leave behind. She screwed up my job, my friends,..

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