Social Distancing

What is Social Distancing?


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1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)

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“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

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“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

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“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”

“You need a girlfriend, man.”

See masturbation, swine flu, flu, jerking off, chill


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