What is Social Hand Grenade?
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The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.
Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>
Random Words:
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Greatest band of all times featuring two electric triangles.
Formerly known as Scotty and the Felsenfelds
Mitch: Are you busy tonight..
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n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.
See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.
I caught Johnny the notorious ear ..
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slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact
"mmmm last night i was having a rig..