What is Social Hand Grenade?
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The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.
Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>
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A place that has an overabundance of people that are of the "Senior Citizen" persuasion. Usually in a grocery store or other ..
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A phrase used by non-believing friends.
Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"
porkchop sandwiche..
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A wireless cell phone headset or earpiece. Usually used in conjunction with “that guy” who is constantly wearing a wireless earpiece.
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