Social Hand Grenade

What is Social Hand Grenade?


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The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."

Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."

You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"

All: <silence>


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