What is Social Hand Grenade?
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The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.
Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>
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The reddest redneck state in the contiguous United States.
I'm moving to South Caroltuckianabamalinessee because that's where..
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alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation
my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall..