What is Social Hand Grenade?
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The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.
Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>
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A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
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a person whose children have grown up and left
Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.
See boomerang, empty nester..
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(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially lick..
