Social Lamprey

What is Social Lamprey?


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An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

See parasite, loser, ugly, dumb, boring, annoyance, fifth wheel


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