What is Social Lamprey?
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An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.
"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"
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Oral sex, as performed on a woman.
See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson
I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would ..