Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Floogle

1. A vagina with large, razor sharp teeth that extends from the body and attacks people. Makes loud, ferocious roaring sounds and, when ext..

Deerq

1. A group of two or more dorks. Wow, look at that D&D deerq. See dork, d&d, deerq, role playing, nerd..

Bag Of Vag

1. When calling a guy a Vag just isn't enough to describe how much they're acting like a woman. Wes: Keith is such a freakin whi..

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