Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Regurgatory

1. when something or someone is so distgusting, it's regurgatory. "man, that old moldy fish is regurgatory!" See disgustin..

Kneeler

1. someone who tends to masturbate mostly from the knees, usually on Linoleum or hard wood floors. this subject tends to have a sexual abus..

Yezah!

1. A strong affirmation, showing extremly positive feelings towards the question. 1:"You want to come over?" 2:"Yezah!&quo..

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