Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Onew

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Premature Intoxication

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Keeks

1. 100% lovable freaky girl someone like my bestest friend See Tink 2. one of the coolest people you will never meet someone like me f..

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