Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Closh

1. To be struck violently in the head or stomach, or the result of consuming a high number of alcoholic beverages in a short time period. ..

Degust

1. To taste with relish I ate the sausage with degustation! degust! See dumb, sausage..

Puke Job

1. During oral sex when the mans penis hits the woman's hanging thing in her throat. this causes her to puke all over the male's ..

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