Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

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