Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Zallah

1. verb: shitting and fucking at the same time adj: synonymous with awesome noun: combination of shit/cum/vaginal fluids noun: "Wha..

Pukeland

1. Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people. Which one of you puke-facedpukes from Pukeland ate my fucking piz..

Pizz Ant

1. Pizz ant is like a piss ant but cooler. My cat frank is a pizz ant. See pizz, ant, retard, meany..

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