What is Social Masturbation?
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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.
Dave-o totally jablinskied ..
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a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your ..
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a sexual act that involves jerking it to posts at YCSM
"ugh oh yea UGH...i just busted a nut all over your post i must be a ravase..
