Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Jankyist

1. more janky then something else, or the most janky My car is the jankyist. Leslie is the jankyist out of all them hoes...

Kirtoned

1. Tries to fix/change/correct/maintain something and completely screws it up. He just kirtoned that database. See fix, change, correct, ..

Guttenburg

1. A very small useless town that sits next to West New York in NJ Guttenburg is 4 blocks long which is a complete waste for a town "..

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