What is Social Masturbation?
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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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Twigs and berries of a man or the cooter of woman.
"The stripper at the club was just letting her hashapoopie all hang out."
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-noun
1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage
2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which t..
