What is Social Masturbation?
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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep th..
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1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.
1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma ..
