Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Quoguemire

1. proper noun. The premier themed party of summer. Commonly associated with an attractive, wealthy and WASPy peer group that converge ann..

Ziby

1. Name of penguin , in the South african slang. Ziby likes the fish. See penguin, tux, linux, gentoo 2. "My Penis" in arabic..

Teed Up

1. When a woman is on her knees with her chest on the bed awaiting your penetration. Tammy was so hot, all teed up and waiting on me. See..

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