What is Social Masturbation?
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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed.
Dude, the singer of I am abominatio..
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Guitar player for the band NOFX.
man i really wish i had hair like his.
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Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known..
