Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Air Heads

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W00tification

1. a noun form of w00t or w00tage OMG, I li3kk S0000 Pwn3d ur n00b but7, TH@t W@$ a w00tification!..

Jayne Cobb

1. The tuff untrustworthy Mercenary on firefly played by Adam Baldwin. Tends to ware cool t-shirts, has man parts and is the ‘Hero of Canto..

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