Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Ynk

1. You never know. For example: irc: Dude, that can't be true. irc: YNK mate. - "Do you think that can ever happen?" ..

Ooh Shakalaka

1. a phrase used for mock excitement, or sarcasm. You got a job at McDonalds? Ooh shakalaka you're in the big time...

Ums

1. Abrieviation for "Use Map Settings." It comes from StarCraft, where custom made maps of great inginuity were GreedyOne: So,..

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