Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Google Pwn

1. Google searching the name of a friend, and revealing any embarassing findings in an away message. Tom decided to google pwn Tony, after..

Giefed

1. 1. A shameful loss, like one who has been given an Ultra Atomic Buster by Zangief. 2. When one gets "owned", but even more em..

Danish Pastry

1. A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results..

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