Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Dimpled Rim

1. Slang term describing the anus. God, I would totally suck his dimpled rim if he asked me to. See John..

Zbsw Syndrome

1. TheDreamingZer0 (3:24:36 AM): well for soem odd rerason a lot of people in Hawaii is in some kind of grappling shit TheDreamingZer0 (3:..

Hog Legs

1. A HUGE line of coke. Dude, i laid out a couple Hog Legs! See jimmy 2. A line of cocaine about to be snorted We were blown hog legs ..

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