Social Masturbation

What is Social Masturbation?

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

See social networking, relationships, facebook, twitter, myspace

Doege

1. Doege is one of those retarded CALVES thats lost from its fat COW of a mother and needs to be laso'd back in "Get a long litt..

Jaz

1. One of the most bad-ass mother fuckers to ever walk this earth. You know you have the right to be Jaz or called Jaz when: 1. You get in..

Ubera

1. the comparative form of the adjective; "'ubera' is the comparative of 'uber'" 'i am ubera than you&..

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