Social Puberty

What is Social Puberty?


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A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.

*at a party*

Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!

Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.

Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?

Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.

Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.

See puberty, social, life, popular, mature


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