Social Retard

What is Social Retard?


1.

One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.

When she joined in the conversation, she was such a social retard.

"You are such a social retard"

See embarrassment, dork, geek, loser

2.

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.

I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out

See geek, nerd, socially inept, homeschooling, momma's boy

3.

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).

Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

See pioneer, good sense, intelligent, trailblazer

4.

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...

"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"

See loser, geek, nerd, dork, cool people

5.

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at srclan

Spoony is such a social retard.

Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

See Gazza

6.

Andy Phin

Andrew says:

you guys ignored me the whole night


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