What is Socially Competitive?
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Striving to be socially better or more fun than everyone else in the room just for bragging rights. This often includes creating random adventures and outings just to have a story to tell the next day.
Lysa: So what did you do yesterday?
G'na: I totally went out on a Tuesday night, won a dance off and received a drunken marriage proposal from a 41 year old man named Skip.
Lysa: Oh, I finished my novel.
(As you can see G'na was socially competitive and blew Lysa's recap of her night out of the water)
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The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
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