Sock Crotch

What is Sock Crotch?


1.

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

See sock, crotch, jack, off, unit


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