Sock Cummer

What is Sock Cummer?

a farticle who is too lazy to buy tissues to clean up with and instead uses sock

patches stop cumming in that sock you sock cummer

See cum, sock, sex, patches, farticle

Ol' China

1. Replaces somebodies name when you greet each other. *Walks up to a friend* "Hey me ol' China" See old china, china..

Microwaveablelessness

1. The essence of not being able to be microwaved. You wouldn't have thought it to look at it, but that damn burrito was full of micr..

Double Russian Nose Plug

1. Originating in Russia, obviously, from a disgruntled baker in the early 1900's and an overly-kinky wife, this act has two variation..

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