What is Sock Fucker?
1.
Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.
2.
One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
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3.
One that has intercourse with their socks on.
Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.
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