Sock Fucker

What is Sock Fucker?


1.

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

2.

One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!

"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"

See tube sock, manley, penis pouch

3.

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

See sockfucker, sake


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