Sock Monkeyed

What is Sock Monkeyed?


1.

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

See sock monkey, plastic surgery


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