Sock Puppet Edit Meaning

1.

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

2.

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

3.

(noun) Title used by birth parents to describe any illegitimately born offspring whom attempts to contact them, when said birth parents refuse to acknowledge that child's existence. Such individual's intentions are obvious only to the alleged birth parents.

Spelling of "sock pupet" is preferred use by mother of said child, whereas "sockpuppet" is preferred use by father of said child. Reasoning behind spelling difference is not known.

Usage may be regional to Missouri. Term may be derived from changeling.

(when use by mother) I suspect you of being a sock pupet, I will not trade posts with you anymore.

(when use by father) Malfoy is an troublemaking sockpuppet trying to create Drama between other parties (i.e. the mother) and me.

Did you hear about Malfoy? He is their sock puppet.

See sockpuppet, spam bot, changeling, sock puppet

4.

(verb)(political)

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.

2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.

3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.

4.

Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."

Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."

See fool, republican, party line, echo chamber, repugnican, rush limbaugh, limbaugh, conservative, christian, gop, g.o.p.

5.

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!

<Homer> AAAAH!

6.

A sex act that involves inserting four fingers, supported by the thumb, into another person's ass. The name is in reference to the shape of the hand in this position as it is in a sock puppet.

That bitch was crazy... she was dying for me to make her my sock puppet.

See t-rex, brown eye blue, butt plug, whisky

7.

Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.

I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.

See sock, puppet, jerk, junk, driving