Sock Tits

What is Sock Tits?

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.

In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender

That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!

Splint

1. The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large va..

Rifled

1. To be hit with anything in the upmost furosity! I Rifled that guy in the back of the head with a 5 iron..

Elongated Butt Crack

1. a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, tha..

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