Sock Tits

What is Sock Tits?

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.

In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender

That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!

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