Sockbadger

What is Sockbadger?

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"

"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

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