What is Sockmember?
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Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.
"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."
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A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs
Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers
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