Sockmember

What is Sockmember?


1.

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"

"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

See Brainiac

2.

A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs

Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers


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