What is Sockmember?
1.
Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.
"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."
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2.
A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs
Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers
Random Words:
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the act of taking a shit while jerking off
i took a solo steamer at work..
1.
a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scrotum
1.My girl friend loves toster scredles
2.flavors are cum yum,strawberr..