What is Sockmember?
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Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.
"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."
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A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs
Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers
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Fat, hideous ginger twat that spawned from the arsehole of satan himself. She thinks she's going to be an actress/singer, lol.
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Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage ..