What is Sockmember?
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Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.
"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."
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A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs
Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers
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The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine ..
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A notable piece of bad luck
So you blogged that bitch and she gave you the noise. Dude, that's a surfin' tragedy..