Sockmopper

What is Sockmopper?

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

Zipper Hoagie

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The John Ritter Effect

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2-4-1

1. A deal in which one receives two objects (usually the same, but sometimes not) for the price of one. youre a bunny: yes youre a bunny:..

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