Sockmopper

What is Sockmopper?

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

Vertical Ham Sandwich

1. A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina. "If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..

Face Dance

1. To get the living shit kicked out of your face. "I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on hi..

Irapusible

1. crappy, rude crude and uncalled for, of low quality, undesirable. 'This movie is irapusible', 'I can't believe she ..

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