Sockrifice

What is Sockrifice?

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

See The Colonel

To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping.

I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice.

See sacrifice, tp, wipe, sock, socks, camping, asswipe, toilet paper

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