What is Socktopus?
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A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.
The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of
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My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.
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A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.
Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.
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