What is Sockwelled?
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being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.
Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."
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