Socmob

What is Socmob?


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Often used by ER patients or anyone lying to authority figures. An acronym for Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business. When you don't want someone to know what you've been doing or who you've been with when an event happened, it's the first thing to spring to mind. Frequently, SOCMOB also involves "some guy".

I was SOCMOB when a bullet happened to whiz by and catch me in the shoulder. Really. -Gang Member

There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot

See s.o.c.m.o.b., lying, myob, emergency room


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