Socrates Edit Meaning

1.

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

See philosophy, philosopher, greece, another, tag

2.

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."

-Socrates

See socrates, plato, philosophy

3.

An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.

Pretentious first year university student:

Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?

Normal person:

You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?

See socrates, philosophy, sophistry, aristotle, plato, greek, ancient, greece

4.

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

5.

An ancient Greek philosopher, founder of the socratic method.

Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.

See socrates, greek, greeks, philosopher, Cesco

6.

A wise guy who liked to talk and chill with his homey g's

Socrates:Wut up dog

Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.

Socrates:So you smart?

Guy:yea

Socrates:Dumbass?

See gansta, chillin, 40, homey, wise guy

7.

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.

2. natural light is great.

3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.

4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

when hottubbing socrates are the best.

See natural light, beer, god, vodka, orange juice, socrates, Travis