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The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.
I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.
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When someone catches a taste of "Lemony Snickets"
Phone Conversation...
Vince - Hello?
You - Hi, could I speak to LEMONY SN..
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The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head
"Where is the bathroom? I got a little b..