What is Sofa?
1.
Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.
1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.
2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
"
Dude , SOFA - 3 o'clock."
"Check out the SOFA on the
bremelo over there!"
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2.
Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."
Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!
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3.
A verb - to lounge on one's sofa
I'm going home to sofa.
Present Tense: I'm soafing.
Past Tense: All weekend, I just sofaed.
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4.
Seal of Fucking Approval.
Nerd 1: How was Ninja Gaiden 2?
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!
Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.
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5.
very much so, a high quantity or amount
From the joke "I am sofa king we todd did," used in situations where cursing is frowned upon (due to children, parents, etc.)
I'm sofa hungry because I haven't eaten all day.
That 745 is sofa expensive.
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6.
Southern Oregon Fat Ass
Checking out the women at the bar, they were all SOFAs.
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7.
(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss
When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.
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