Sofapotamus

What is Sofapotamus?

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

See hippopotamus, sofa, lazy, tv, fat

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1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..

Hobble

1. When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to ..

Yaboo

1. Breasts... Yeah thats right Man shes got some juicy yaboos. 2. Not being overly fond of yahoo You on yahoo? yaBoo. See not, overly,..

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