Sofapotamus

What is Sofapotamus?

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

See hippopotamus, sofa, lazy, tv, fat

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