Sofapotamus

What is Sofapotamus?

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

See hippopotamus, sofa, lazy, tv, fat

Piss Split

1. when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy " oh my days ricky i..

Farticulate Matter

1. Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push. Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticu..

In The Warehouse

1. When someone, presumably a coworker at any type of logistics, warehouse, or production facility, has left their desk to use the bathroom..

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