Sofas Revenge

What is Sofas Revenge?


1.

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.

Ilan: Thanks.

Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.

Ilan: (dead)

See farts, sofa


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