What is Sofflet?
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Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.
Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.
Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!
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