What is Sofflet?
1.
Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.
Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.
Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!
Random Words:
1.
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.
Compare to nigger knockerand whitey whacker..
1.
To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). G..
1.
a blow job with the effects of an actual drug
herion head is oral sex with the effects of staggering and irrational thought processes
..
