What is Sofflet?
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Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.
Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.
Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!
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N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.
That anal orphius is rotund!!!
See matt..
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on the prowl (looking for a sexual partner)
guy1: how does it feel to be on the make again?
guy2: what decade did you learn that from?..
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A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.
"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he&ap..