Soffwood

What is Soffwood?


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The Doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. He can often be seen dancing his way into the He Ho C to ask "Michael" for frivilous little tasks while "Michael" is on the phone with Ted Turner, or Colin Powell. Soffwood's assists stance is Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre.

"Michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. Ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre. By the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted, hung-sorefeetis being fired, and the depotis moving to Winnipeg"


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