What is Soffwood?
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The Doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. He can often be seen dancing his way into the He Ho C to ask "Michael" for frivilous little tasks while "Michael" is on the phone with Ted Turner, or Colin Powell. Soffwood's assists stance is Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre.
"Michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. Ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre. By the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted,
hung-sorefeet is being fired, and thedepot is moving to Winnipeg"
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Refers to low hanging pussy lips.
Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!
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This is related to a really bad itch on a males scrotum. When the itch is so bad you must place the loose sack skin between the finger ..
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Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.
Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?
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