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The name of my iPod.
Me: LOLtasticals
Her: Huh?
Me: My iPod's name, dipshit.
Her: You can name your iPod...?
Me: -.-
See lol,..
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While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch...