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Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up. The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined.
Jeff's hat was jalapida..
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Going for a bath = going for a wank.
Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night.
See go..
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A pathetic little 10-12 year old who still managse to believe that Joe Jonas might actually become a pedophile and marry them.
Is a Jon..